Spring Is Springing in Central Park

Originally published April 10, 2013

The flowers are blooming, the birds are singing, and Central Park is so alive with great subjects for photography. I have been posting albums almost daily on Facebook (feel free to friend me and let me know you saw my pictures on this site), but I want to share some of the best pictures in The Chronicler's Tales. On April 9, I finally got some good pictures of the little saw-whet owl, which was resting in a tree at the top of the Shakespeare Garden.

He finally opened his eyes, and I snapped away.

The flowers have been beautiful this year, and I have enjoyed trying to capture them in closeup. The magnolia tree near Belvedere Castle had such a wonderful fragrance.

I especially loved photographing the orange tulips in the Shakespeare Garden. The bee and the ant were an added bonus. And I think the flower on the right, below, could have been a Georgia O'Keeffe canvas. Is it a Christmas rose, that flower that has been featured on the covers of the PM Saga? I like to think so, even if it isn't! The purple petals are just too tempting for the Christmas tales.

The flowering trees have been so stunning, the color and beauty almost too much to absorb.

One of the most interesting afternoons I had was watching a red-tailed hawk sitting in a tree in the bird feeder area. Often when a hawk is in the neighborhood, the birds and squirrels hide out, and there is barely a sound to be heard. But with this hawk, the birds kept coming to the feeders and the hawk stayed in the tree, turning his head every now and then to look below. I watched for about two hours, then the hawk flew down. At first we thought he had caught a squirrel, then realized he had caught his talons on a stick and had the hardest time breaking free of the branch. It at first seemed comical, then sort of sad. Someone said the hawk was one of two that had been poisoned and rehabilitated, but perhaps there was some brain damage. At any rate, it was exciting to see the hawk, and to watch it move and fly.

Some of the most beautiful birds in the park are the woodpeckers. The park has red-bellied, hairy and downy woodpeckers, and I've seen all three at the feeder area. Often I will hear the red-bellied high in a tree near the Lake, and will stop to watch him work his way through the bark.







 

The cardinals, blue jays, goldfinches and other birds throughout the park are so fascinating to watch. There are so many lovely people I meet in the park, who are so devoted to protecting the birds and the Central Park environment.








 

One of the most interesting birds I've seen has been the cormorant. I had seen them in China when the fishermen went out at night in their boats, but it was so exciting to see them in Central Park and see their bright blue eyes.

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Watching the turtles take sun has also been a fun pastime. They mass themselves on the shore of the Lake, the Reservoir, Turtle Pond, and the Pond. They are little tanks, stacking themselves, turtle on top of turtle, all baking and basking in the sunshine. Are they planning an assault on Belvedere Castle? Could be. But their progress has been very slow, so I am not panicking. Yet.

Weight Loss, Ducks and the Art of the Silly Video

Originally published Februrary 2013

A year ago, Jan. 29, 2012, to be precise, I decided to lose some weight. I had not really been fat. I am pretty tall, so the weight distributes pretty well. But I was straining a lot of my wardrobe, and I had some clothes that were taking up space in the bottom of my closet because I bought them thinking that some day I'd lose enough weight to fit into them.

When I quit smoking in 2000, my weight started inching up (literally), until I reached 180 on the scale. When I decided to lose weight, I weighed in at 177.5 pounds. I had been getting cast in a number of little films at that heavier weight, but I believed that I could still play those roles plus add more "professional" type roles if I were trimmer.

You can see from the picture on the right how I looked in the 1980s. I was pretty svelte then, and I liked that look. By the time I returned to acting in 2009, I was a bit heavier — more than 35 pounds heavier. As pictures of the roles I've done more recently show on my acting page, I didn't become obese, but I definitely wasn't thin. The photo to the left is from the set of Dinner at Desmond's, which was shot at the end of 2011. The weight was fine for the character, but not for my own self-image. And my doctor did tell me that my cholesterol levels could be better, and that losing 10 pounds would help.

I am not a good dieter. Over my many, many years of worrying about my weight, I have read books and talked to friends and joined groups to try to lose my excess pounds. I remember eating lots of protein on the Stillman diet when I was in high school (hard boiled eggs, cottage cheese, steak, chicken), and craving food after hearing my fellow dieters talk about it at Weight Watchers and Overeaters Anonymous meetings (I'd walk out of those meetings and rush for the nearest supermarket to buy brownie mix, then mix up a batch with cream cheese icing and eat the whole pan).

Continue reading on the Weight Loss, Ducks ... page.

Comedy Tonight — If They Could See Me Now

Originally published April 2013

 

Three more chances to see me as Patricia Pushover! I sing! I dance! I seduce young men! See me at my most cougarish at Broadway Comedy Club in Beverly Bonner's Casey — 30 Years Later. I play a very mature "lady of the evening." 

The show is based on Frank Henenlotter's Basket Case, a 1982 cult horror film starring Beverly Bonner as Casey. This show explores what happened to Casey after the movie. She's running a brothel with aging hookers.

This is a very funny show, and I get a chance to show off my vocal cords, my new svelte body and my varicose veins! My dancing has been banned in Boston, but fortunately you can see it in New York City.

Here's a picture of my costume. I haven't shown this much skin since I wore a bustier in The Skin of Our Teeth in college in the late '60s! Thank goodness I lost those 40 pounds. (See Weight Loss, Ducks and the Art of the Silly Video.)

The Broadway Comedy Club is at 318 West 53rd Street. There is a two-drink minimum, and $20 ticket price ($15 in advance).

The next show is Tuesday night, April 23, at 7:00 (opening acts; 7:30 for the play). After that, two more shows: May 7 and May 21.

To quote Mama Rose: "Some people got it and make it pay. Some people can't even give it away.

This people's got it and this people's spreadin' it around!"

Come one, come all!